A funny look at life with a two year old dictator in diapers. I left my high stress, 1,000 mph job last year to stay home with my son – little did I know that life would now zoom along at a million miles an hour. He has two speeds – warp speed and off. Now I spend my time trying to stay sane (it’s kind of working…) and chasing a small boy around. Much more fun than corporate life, although now I have a new boss who’s three feet tall and can’t dress himself. But he’s clearly in charge!