A funny look at life with a two year old dictator in diapers.  I left my high stress, 1,000 mph job last year to stay home with my son – little did I know that life would now zoom along at a million miles an hour.  He has two speeds – warp speed and off.  Now I spend my time trying to stay sane (it’s kind of working…) and chasing a small boy around.  Much more fun than corporate life, although now I have a new boss who’s three feet tall and can’t dress himself.  But he’s clearly in charge!