It’s bath time, and SB lives for his bath. So tonight he came running downstairs naked, hit me with his weenie and said, “you’re it!” When I was done trying not to laugh and scream at the same time, I said, “we NEVER, EVER play tag with our weenies, it’s not appropriate, yap yap yap!!!!”
To which he said, “Are the Police going to come and get me now?”
Sigh. I guess if he were 20 years older they would…
Amused Mama 
Thanks for the laugh! I have a four year old and can relate–looking forward to reading more!
Funny! Keep these wonderful anecdotes
coming.
Funny.
If I had a nickel ….
I know…we’d be nickel billionaires!