As anyone who has survived toddler-hood knows, a significant portion of time is spent simply trying to keep your kids alive. SB (Small Boy) has an astonishing gift for sniffing out dangerous things, and I spend most of my days running after him, begging him to be careful. There could be a room full of fluffy, non-lethal things and he’d find the one teeny tiny thing that could kill him.
For example, we were at the local aquarium last week for “Fish School” – a nice two hours spent doing arts and crafts, learning about the ocean and eating snacks. There’s a tide pool area right near where the class is held, and during a break all the other kids were sitting on a rug doing quiet kid things, and SB was trying to climb into the tide pool. So there you go. My life in a nutshell.
When I try to explain to him that some things/activities are dangerous, such as jumping down the stairs; running amok in parking lots; chasing after strange dogs, etc., he wants to know why. I try to explain that he could get hurt, and then he wants to know EXACTLY what would happen. “Would I get smushed? And be in bad shape? Would I have red blood? I want green blood. Why can’t I have green blood? Would I have to go to the hospital? In an ambulance? Would I get a band-aid?” (He LOVES band-aids).
Then I’m basically stuck. He thinks ambulances are the greatest things in the world after garbage trucks, and a ride in one of them would be the thrill of his life. So then I bring out the big guns. I tell him he’d have to get a shot. That usually puts an end to it, but I’m now realizing I’ve really screwed myself up.
Next month we have to go for his three-year check up. I’m pretty sure this will involve shots, and it’s not going to be pretty. Last time we were at the doctor’s office it took three people to hold him down so that they could simply check his ear tubes. I think we’re going to need a few more people, a sound-proof room, and possibly some duct tape for shot time.
I hope they have VERY cool band-aids.
Wait, are we talking SB or BB?
Sometimes it’s a toss up…
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